Word Count: 394
Rating: PG for boy kissing
AN: What can I say. I've been meaning to do this and lodessa inspired me to post some of my old fics!
Remus was sitting outside reading on a beautiful April morning. Well, actually he was looking at a book and thinking about Sirius. Sirius Black, the boy who had snogged him senseless the night before. He closed his eyes trying to remember the exact way Sirius' lips felt when they were nibbling on his neck, when he felt something fall into his lap. He opened his eyes to see a large pile of daffodils lying on the book he'd been reading. He looked up to see Sirius standing before him with a wicked grin.
"Um… why?" Remus asked, gesturing at the flowers.
"I was reading this…"
"Wait… you have to give me a second to process this! You were reading!!!"
"Bloody hell, Moony," Sirius sighed flopping down next to Remus. "It took you a great deal less time to process me sticking my tongue down your throat."
"Actually, I've been processing that all day. Anyway… you were reading."
"I was reading this book about how April Fools started. It involved some bird with a funny name 'filling her lap with daffodils' before some bloke carried her off and her mom was hunting for her but it was a 'fool's errand' 'cause she was gone."
Remus didn't reply he just raised an eyebrow.
"Well, I thought I’d do the sweeping you off part now." Sirius was grinning ear to ear as he reached his conclusion.
"As fun as that sounds, don't you and Prongs have some mayhem to cause for this lovely holiday."
"Nope, we're really messing with their heads this year. Instead of attacking today, we're attacking tomorrow, makes the impact of Seventh year April Fool's all the more memorable. It also leaves the day wide open for Moony snogging."
"Sirius, before I let you sweep me off, promise me this isn't a prank. I don't think I could take it if this was all an elaborate scheme. Prongs and Wormtail aren't going to jump out from behind a tree and scream April Fool's in a moment."
"I already told you, the pranks are tomorrow. The boyfriend snogging is today. Don't make that face at me, Moony; I said boyfriend and I meant boyfriend."
Remus grabbed Sirius' hand and pulled him into a deep and hungry kiss squishing several of the lovely daffodils that were still in his lap.
"Aww, Moony, you squished the flowers!"